Jokes about voices suggested by Hwel
Hywel Davies from the Hearing Voices Network Cymru (Wales) has sent in a list of jokes about hearing voices and would love to hear from an illustator who would be prepared to the drawings to go with the text, so that we could make some cartoons ourselves.
See below for a selection of the jokes about voices that Hywel has sent in, if you can illustate, please get in touch. We hope to use any cartoons that are created to raise money for the work of INTERVOICE.
Jokes about voices:
Psychiatry and voices:
Psychiatrist: "Voices? Visions? For God´s sake Ezekiel, they´re only hallucinations!"
Psychiatrist: "O jesus! So you think you´re the Messiah! Where does that leave me? I´ve got a mortgage to pay!
Psychiatrist: "Amos, you´re weird! Why don´t you just get a job and get out a bit more? Public transport is wonderful, the sun is in the sky and to cap it all, God is a delusion!"
Psychiatrist: "Now where did I put my humanity? Ah, there it is, outside the office, next to my principles, my family and my courage."
Religion and voices:
An anagram of Santa is Satan. Is the creator trying to tell us something?
The Old Testament is full of voice hearers: The irony is that voice hearers are full of the Old Testament.